Cool Sayings and 2 Word Phrases

1. I’m a bitch and your point is……?
2. I did it because I can. I can because I want to. I wanted to because you said I couldn’t.
3. If ignorance is bliss you must be the happiest person alive!
4. Go find a cow because I’m sick of your bull!
5. Please don’t interrupt me while I am ignoring you!
6. If you are going to ride my ass at least pull my hair.
7. Don’t hate me because you ain’t me.
8. If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
9. You laugh because I am different – I laugh because your all the same.
10. I am multi-talented – I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
11. Let me write that down in my “Things I Don’t Give A Fuck About” notebook.