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Valentine’s Day Poems

Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. What a great day to learn some poetry. Following is a list that I found of the top 10 greatest love poems ever. Be sure to check them out and surprise your love with some poetry.

February 13, 2011 Posted by | Random | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment

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  • Ever notice how Barbie has a lot of really nice things for a girl whose knees don’t bend?
  • Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?  Sponge Bob Square Pants!  Who died in an oil spill because of B.P.?
  • (4xy+2x+2y)(7z-2xy-yz)….. f#%^ this!  I’d rather be a stripper!!
  • Can someone please tell Barack I’m Baroke?
  • I woke up this morning and I spilled milk and cereal all over the kitchen floor, I took 1 bite from every apple and left them on the counter, I left empty popsicle wrappers and sticks all over the coffee table, and I scattered toys all over the front lawn.  This way, maybe my kids can rest today!!
  • Ever wonder how skating on thin ice can get you into hot water?
  • Sure you can trust the government!  Just ask a native American!!
  • It is so much easier to get older than it is to get wiser!
  • Bachelors know more about women than married men that is why they are not married!!
  • I am not single I am romantically challenged.
  • I am textually active!

July 12, 2010 Posted by | Update Your Status | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

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  • I feel sorry for people who do not drink.  When they get up in the morning that is the best they are going to feel all day!
  • Don’t read everything you believe!
  • I may never be on schedule but I am always on time!
  • I’m bringing sexy back!  All the way back to the store because this dress is way too little………
  • I’ve been thinking about exercising but so far all I’ve done is thinking about it!
  • My front door mat says:  Come back with a warrant.
  • I did not call you crazy all I said was that you looked like you owned 400 cats!
  • I am under paid, pressure, rated, followed, the gun, the weather, the radar, the influence, and the wrong impression.  WTF?????
  • No, I wasn’t born in a barn but you know who was?  Jesus.
  • Ugly is such an ugly word.  If you are going to describe me I prefer you to use “handsomely challenged.”
  • It’s hotter than 2 mice f*&^&*(( in a wool sock!!!
  • I just got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory!
  • I wonder how many hot dogs kobayashi sucked down in jail last night?
  • If kids can have an ice cream truck, why can’t adults have a margarita truck?

July 5, 2010 Posted by | Update Your Status | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment

   

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