Valentine’s Day Poems

Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. What a great day to learn some poetry. Following is a list that I found of the top 10 greatest love poems ever. Be sure to check them out and surprise your love with some poetry.

Babel Fish: A Letter To You

Out of boredom, I decided to babel fish “A Letter To You.”  I first translated it to French and then from French to Galician.  Here are the results:

The thoughts of my mind it consumes. I can not do anything else. Several scenes of the past. We separated. However, my love for you continues. I tried so hard to make me believe that I do not love you anymore. I tried to make me believe that my love became hate. I tried so hard to forget your face in the face of another. Three years later, I felt alone and wondered if he knew I left. I knew I still loved you? And if one of us tomorrow is not coming and I never got to tell you? I wrote a letter. I said that my love for you has always been as strong as it was at first. I told him I do not have to leave because I wanted another. I told him that I left because I could not bother to see you leave to go home to another. Six long years of broken promises that broke my heart into pieces. I told him that maybe it was not fair that I expected you to start your new life. Maybe this is not what we wanted to do with his age. Well, I think that our daughter deserves to ourselves. After the anger has decreased, and the time to cure my pain, I thought it would be unfair of me to expect that again if I left and that’s ok we talked and talked. You spent the night and put us to sleep with his arms around me. Quiet, I started crying because his arms around me I felt as good as ever. I missed that, even more than I knew. The days that followed felt so good. Then I received a call from a friend told me the tragic news. I was faced with not seeing him ever. I prayed to God to allow more time. I thank God because he made to our God, I am very grateful. All of our problems, which began with anger in the past suddenly seems so small compared to a world without you. We will most often fail to do things right this time. I love you and you love me. Let us make God proud and be a family with the girl that we create. If you do not show our daughter, I’m afraid that will not know what that means both parents together. It’s our time to live and to love and give her what she has not seen – a family. For when I leave this world forever, I know there will never be another. Nobody could ever take your place or never begin to fill their shoes. Why continue to live out the lie, as we know we can live together in love!

Love Always,

I

Status Updates

• Ever notice how Barbie has a lot of really nice things for a girl whose knees don’t bend?
• Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?  Sponge Bob Square Pants!  Who died in an oil spill because of B.P.?
• (4xy+2x+2y)(7z-2xy-yz)….. f#%^ this!  I’d rather be a stripper!!
• Can someone please tell Barack I’m Baroke?
• I woke up this morning and I spilled milk and cereal all over the kitchen floor, I took 1 bite from every apple and left them on the counter, I left empty popsicle wrappers and sticks all over the coffee table, and I scattered toys all over the front lawn.  This way, maybe my kids can rest today!!
• Ever wonder how skating on thin ice can get you into hot water?
• Sure you can trust the government!  Just ask a native American!!
• It is so much easier to get older than it is to get wiser!
• Bachelors know more about women than married men that is why they are not married!!
• I am not single I am romantically challenged.
• I am textually active!

Status Updates

• I feel sorry for people who do not drink.  When they get up in the morning that is the best they are going to feel all day!
• Don’t read everything you believe!
• I may never be on schedule but I am always on time!
• I’m bringing sexy back!  All the way back to the store because this dress is way too little………
• I’ve been thinking about exercising but so far all I’ve done is thinking about it!
• My front door mat says:  Come back with a warrant.
• I did not call you crazy all I said was that you looked like you owned 400 cats!
• I am under paid, pressure, rated, followed, the gun, the weather, the radar, the influence, and the wrong impression.  WTF?????
• No, I wasn’t born in a barn but you know who was?  Jesus.
• Ugly is such an ugly word.  If you are going to describe me I prefer you to use “handsomely challenged.”
• It’s hotter than 2 mice f*&^&*(( in a wool sock!!!
• I just got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory!
• I wonder how many hot dogs kobayashi sucked down in jail last night?
• If kids can have an ice cream truck, why can’t adults have a margarita truck?

I wrote a song last night entitled: Lost

Have you seen my act right?

I don’t know how, it seems.

I’m in the middle of my insanity.

Alone on this lonely road.

Stuck somewhere in between.

Tell me, have you seen my dreams?

If I ever close my eyes,

I no longer dream.

I feel nothing.

I’m dead inside.

Lost in my own reality.

I no longer know myself

or who I’m supposed to be.

Who is that stranger

in the mirror?

The one whose eyes

cold and black

are lifeless as can be.

I can’t tell you where I’m going.

but I know just where I’ve been.

I know longer feel my pain.

I feel nothing at all.

I’m lost and

I am afraid.

Please don’t turn

your back to me.